Mortgages





- Come to think of it... Maybe I can give you a better rate...

Still looking for secretary

The selection process is very meticulous, demanding and exhaustive




Mortgage Dept.




Do you still offer those mortgages with hardly any money down, super low rates and no payments unless you threaten me?

Secretary needed

I need urgently a secretary like this.
Good salary, does not work weekends or holidays.
Essential good presence and a lot of dedication to work.




Loans




We're offering you an assumable mortgage.
We assume you'll make the payments and you can assume we'll make your life miserable if you don't.